77-year-old Tom Dotterer, a liquor store owner in Syracuse, wins Bro of the Week.
Last week he was shot in the eye during a robbery. Though he's recovering now, he'll probably lose all his vision in that eye. But don't worry: Getting shot in the eye was not what ruined his week. CM Punk losing to The Rock on WWE's Royal Rumble is.
Doesn't The Rock have an action movie to promote or something?