The Philadelphia Phillies never miss an opportunity to mock the Milwaukee Brewers when they’re in town by holding mock sausage races. Last night’s edition turned the good-natured ribbing into something much more sinister.
The Phillie Phanatic did his best impression of a linebacker going over the pile during a goal-line stand and destroyed three people in sausage suits.
It was an inspiring moment and I need it set to the Chariots of Fire theme RIGHT NOW.