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The Miami Marlins Want to Trade Their Entire Team to Toronto

OK, not their ENTIRE team, but at least all the good players not named Giancarlo Stanton. Good thing they got all that taxpayer money to build a new stadium, right?

The Blue Jays are set to acquire starters Josh Johnson and Mark Buehrle, shortstop Jose Reyes, infielder/outfielder Emilio Bonifacio and catcher John Buck from the Marlins, sources told FOXSports.com.

The Marlins will receive a package that includes shortstopsYunel Escobar and Adeiny Hechavarria, major-league starter Henderson Alvarez, minor-league starter Justin Nicolino and center fielder Jacob Marisnick.

A catcher also will go to Miami in the trade — J.P. Arencibia, Jeff Mathis or Bobby Wilson.

And somewhere Ozzie Guillen is on a beach laughing manically with a drink in his hand.

[H/T: Fox Sports]

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