The importance of cups in baseball

It’s important to wear cups in baseball. Cups protect your penis and your testicles from hazards on the field.

Take for example this pitch that got away and drilled Alex Avila.

Or a handsy incident here with Troy Tulowitzki.

Perhaps we’re telling a different story today if those players aren’t protected. Perhaps we’re telling a different story if Tulowitzki wasn’t a rapist. Who knows.

*This is a post about men’s genitalia*