‘Tis the season to get gifts for the people you love and the people you tolerate. We want to take this opportunity to remind you that for every great present idea, there’s an equally atrocious bauble you could buy.

This Aston Villa bread press certainly qualifies as a terrible option. Basically, it imprints AVFC into your toast. Why? We have no idea.

Get it for someone you hate – if only for the priceless reaction it will elicit.

[H/T: Dirty Tackle]