The 5 stages of Joe Girardi rage

Ryan Dempster beaned Alex Rodriguez last night because they’re both douchebags and douchebags do stupid things like cheat and hit each other. Yankees skip Joe Girardi pretty much lost his damn mind after the beaning. We’ve captured his rage in these 5 magical GIFs.

Storming out of the dugout like George Brett

The ejection

Almost punching the ump

Using naughty language

Threatening them with revenge