If you’re gonna make a bad call, make sure to do it early in the game says this bizarre list of commandments given to Singaporean basketball refs. And yes, it has a FIBA endorsement.
My favorite is #8 because it implies refs infallibility at the end of games. Upon reading that, Joe Crawford immediately looked in Tim Duncan’s direction, caught him laughing and stabbed him, citing justifiable homicide.
I want more like this!
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