Witness this shirt that popped up online today. Note the inclusion of North Carolina, which is home to a grand total of zero SEC schools. Also observe how Missouri, the other school to make the jump from the Big 12, is nowhere to be found.
Yes, the state of Texas is noticeably absent, but that’s because it’s bold and beautiful on the back of the shirt. Like Texans would miss an opportunity to brag about their state.
Perhaps a revised slogan of “We may be new to the conference, but it’s got to be easier than geography” is needed.
[H/T: Darren Rovell, of all people]