by J. Camm on August 19, 2013

This is the exact reason I refuse to submit my application to Big Brother. I wouldn't have a racism highlight reel like this year's contestants (JC doesn't see race), and I don't even pick my nose a lot, but sometimes you have to get after it and I couldn't repress that urge for three months or “pretend” I was taking a dump every time I needed to dig. Also, farting. I don't fart all day or anything, but when my lower intestine is bad, it's like nothing the American public has ever seen.

J. Camm

About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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