That, my friends, is a pick with purpose. She wasn't just trying to shake off an itch. Her plan was to leave nothing. LEAVE NOTHING!!!!! Bitch was so deep she probably found fuckin' dinosaur remains.
This is the exact reason I refuse to submit my application to Big Brother. I wouldn't have a racism highlight reel like this year's contestants (JC doesn't see race), and I don't even pick my nose a lot, but sometimes you have to get after it and I couldn't repress that urge for three months or "pretend" I was taking a dump every time I needed to dig. Also, farting. I don't fart all day or anything, but when my lower intestine is bad, it's like nothing the American public has ever seen.