This won’t do anything to stop the “baseball players are woefully out of shape” observations. It also won’t scare a single person away from eating delicious sandwiches.

Here's one for the weird spring injury lists @jaysonst: #Rays Peralta hurt his neck getting out of car when he stopped for sandwiches.

— Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) February 13, 2013

This right here is why you always, always use the drive-thru.

[H/T: Mark Topkin]