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Stop shoving Danica Patrick down our throats

By / 12.11.13

Danica Patrick is a NASCAR driver. She’s not a very good NASCAR driver, but she’s a NASCAR driver all the same. None of that has to do with this clip of Danica Patrick half-naked, dancing as a Showgirl.

Danica was last night’s host for the American Country Awards. This was part of her hosting duties. You’re probably asking yourself, “why was Danica hosting the American Country Awards.” Well, you see, Danica often gets jobs she doesn’t deserve.

/shows himself out the door


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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