My dick could be on fire, burning like a fuse towards my groin, and still don’t think I would be able to match this guy’s irrepressible enthusiasm. Dude is just living his life for the love of Stony Brook. I don’t understand it, but shit, I don’t hate it either. These ESPN analysts, however, they probably hate his fucking guts. Now THAT I can understand.
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