Are you jacked for the Stanley Cup Playoffs? You should be, especially if you live in St. Louis, Minnesota, Nashville, Chicago, Anaheim, Winnipeg, Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal, Ottawa, Tampa Bay, Detroit, New York City, Pittsburgh or Washington.
Which is you know, all of North Fucking America.
Shit starts in 23 minutes.
I’ll be spending six of them watching this.
You know where my loyalties lie.
[H/T @ReddusFoximus]