Sports
by Paul Sacca on July 6, 2014

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LeBron James is one of the most coveted free agents in the history of the NBA, and many teams would move heaven and Earth just for a chance to have one of the greatest players of all-time. The Rockets, Suns, Mavericks, Lakers and his original team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, all have made pitches to King James. Rumors are swirling that James has become disgruntled with his current teammates and with the Miami Heat in general and wants a max deal, which has opened the door for him to move on to a new team. One source is swearing on their life that LeBron has chosen to return to Cleveland in his latest decision. While this sounds like icing on the cake for Cavaliers fans, let me just say that the source for this sweet proclamation is coming from a cupcake shop. Caroline’s Cupcakes in Jackson Township, Ohio has made the delicious edict on their Facebook page.

While you may take this with a grain of sugar, remember that NBA insiders like Adrian Wojnarowski and Chris Broussard make wrong predictions all the time. I am much more willing to trust a person who can make up for their wrong prognostications with a Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Blast or Caramel Pecan Sundae cupcake and has a 4.5 rating on Yelp.

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