Pro Soccer Player Sends Goalie Flying Through Net With The Most Powerful Strike You’ll Ever See


I’m not a big soccer guy. My foreign soccer friends call me an “arrogant American” who is addicted to scoring and can’t appreciate its beauty. I then take a bite into my double bacon cheeseburger and start stroking my pet bald eagle while looking up Olympic medal counts on my iPhone. They hate when I do that. But I can certainly tip my cap to a dude sending a goaltender through the fucking net with a laser strike. That transcends sport. That’s some Gladiator shit. So when my friends look at me with that smug “told ya soccer is the best” look, I cue up these four gifs to show that in America, this is just another day at the office.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.