Soccer Mascot Too Hammered To Finish Game And Gives The World The Greatest Sports Highlight Of 2015

First half: “ROOAAARRR!”
Second half: “Roo…ohhh god the entire stadium is spinning…and now I’m spinning and now…the moon is so, so pretty.”

This past weekend, Austrian soccer club Austria Vienna won their match against Wiener Neutstadt. Super Leo the lion started celebrating his team’s victory a little earlier. Possibly before the match even started because he was shitfaced.

According to ESPN, it was Super Leo’s birthday. The guy in the costume, not the lion, so perhaps the drinking was to celebrate another year dressed like a fucking lion.

[via Digg]

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