‘Soccer ball home run field goal’ needs to be a real sport immediately

The Nerf Sports edition of Dude Perfect is making me want to start a “soccer ball home run field goal” league.

The sport needs a better name though. Something catchy like Goal Ball Derby or Home Run Soccer or Stuff Frat Guys Do.

We’ll work on it.

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