Ho-hum, another skiing discipline, another gold medal for Tina Maze, who’s making a run as the best story of these Olympic games. But the best thing about Maze may have nothing to do with skiing at all.
In 2012, Slovenia’s “pop culture” icon made her own music video. And truthfully, it’s not half bad.
Ok, I lied. That was corny as shit. My ears are bleeding. But hey, she’s adorable and she can ski down my mountain anytime and dammit, that doesn’t even make sense. How about, “she can use my penis as a ski pole?” Nope. “She can can slalom down my buttcrack with her tongue.”
/logs off internet forever