Sports
by Rebecca Martinson on July 14, 2014

shaq flipp

Miami is in shambles. People are burning LeBron jerseys out of spite since he’s ditching them for Cleveland, they’re bitching on Twitter, they’re…well, they’re acting pretty butthurt, honestly. The one person who’s not getting all menstrual about it though? Shaq. In this eloquently worded Instagram post (well, as eloquent as Shaq can be, meaning it’s full of emoji’s and small words), he basically tells LeBron’s haters to get the fuck ova themselves.

Congrats to da king

For some reason he chose to put the colors of his jerseys in rainbow-order, or maybe that’s actually the order of the teams he played for. I could check, but I don’t care. All this is making me want to do is go watch Kazaam, because nothing screams “SHAQ” to me like seeing him run around dressed up like a genie and throwing 90′s-era special effects out of his fingertips.

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Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.