Watch the commercial and then try to tell me you don't want to go (it's going to be hard because you have to do it through a computer!).
The Miami Heat will be embarrassing themselves in the name of charity that night, which makes it even better.
Those lucky enough to be there should feel honor-bound to capture all the madness and immediately post it on social media so the rest of can enjoy it.
Parting shot: Hope there's enough Bud Light for ol' Shane to enjoy. Don't want his throat getting parched.
[H/T: Extra Mustard]