Miami Heat forward Shane Battier helped the Heat take home their second NBA Championship in two years by landing three three-pointers on the night. Around 5 AM, he rolled into a Denny's to crush a Grand Slam Breakfast. Partying in obnoxious South Beach nightclubs? GTFO... Battier gets it: That sh*t is overrated.
What better way to celebrate a Miami NBA Championship than devouring an Eggs Over My Hammy? What a tasteful, apropos choice in post-ball, post-party breakfast joints. We admire your flare, Battier
[H/T: Ryan, TFM]