The Seattle Seahawks have a strong home-field advantage thanks to the 12th Man and, well, their well-endowed mascot, Blitz. Punter Jon Ryan couldn’t help but notice the bird’s impressive physique and now you won’t be able to either.
Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that “situation” back in ur pants. pic.twitter.com/zQYNY5dHAQ
— Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) November 10, 2014
I’m on Blitz’s side here. He’s just doing his job, mingling with the people. You can’t expect the human inside there to be acutely aware of feather placement at all time. I’m sure they don’t pay enough for such attention to detail.
That being said, it’s totally weird when mascots get handsy with female fans like they have some sort of carte blanche just because we can’t see their faces. Classic jabronie move.