INJURY REPORT: Christian Ponder reportedly dislocated his non interception throwing shoulder tonight.
— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) November 8, 2013
… Samantha responded with this:
@FauxJohnMadden …says the guy using a parody account who asks the injured guys wife for career help? “I'm a lil confused by ur tactics…”
— Sam Ponder (@samsteeleponder) November 8, 2013
On the one hand, Ponder—despite being a bad, widely disliked quarterback with a dislocated shoulder—does have a smoking-hot wife who isn't afraid to get down and dirty and defend her husband. That's a good pull! On the other hand, typically, you shouldn't feud with parody Twitter accounts? You don't look particularly “above it all.” Everyone has a “PONDER THROWS PICKS” joke. It's unnecessary.
And on the third hand, Wendy Peffercorn.
She's got carte blanche to do anything.