Sports
by J. Camm on November 6, 2013

According to ESPN

A teenage girl ran at Lochte, who tried to catch her, but the two fell over in the process, his publicist said. Lochte hit his knee on a curb, while the girl was not hurt Sunday.

Publicist Janice Lee says in a statement issued Tuesday that Lochte's medical team expects him “to make a full and speedy recovery.”

If this were anyone else I'd be thinking what a fucking moron but, oddly, this seems like a fitting way for him to go down. Even before I read this list of odd ways Lochte injures himself. Also, how big was this girl? 

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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