As someone who lives in Seattle, I can tell you that Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson is an absolute god around these parts. That’s usually what happens when a guy takes his team to three-straight playoff appearances in each of his three years in the league, including back-to-back Super Bowls, which included one win.
To reward DangeRuss, the Hawks happily gave him some serious cash this offseason, inking him to a four-year, $87.6 million extension that guaranteed him $31 million for just dotting the fucking ‘I”in his last name.
On top of that mega-deal, Russ has been dating sexpot singer Ciara for the past few months, too, making his summer a hell of a lot better than yours or mine.
And now, just days before the season kicks off, he has a million dollar pad to cozy up with his musician girlfriend in, dropping $6.7 million on a house overlooking Lake Washington and situated about three miles aways from some dude named Bill Gates.
According to real estate site Realtor.com, Wilson’s house has seven bedrooms, seven bathrooms, 10,760 square-feet of space, a private waterfront and dock and all that other cool shit we all wish we had like a movie theater and wine cellar capable of holding 1,200 bottles.
Yep, with millions in his pocket, a smokeshow by his side and a shiny Super Bowl ring on his finger, life is about as good as it gets for Russell Wilson—well, except for that whole not having sex with that girlfriend thing, of course.