This Lost Russell Wilson High School Basketball Highlight Reel Is Full Of SICK Routine Bounce Passes


So Russell Wilson sucks at basketball.

Can’t say I thought he’d be amazing but also can’t say I thought an awkward lefty layup would make it into his career highlight reel. You know they’re not working with much when they have to run back a routine bounce pass in slow motion like it’s fucking Stockton to Malone.

I started writing the headline like ‘This Lost Russell Wilson High School Basketball Mixtape’ and then I remembered mixtapes are usually designated to ballers who can grab the net. I love how they played rap music in the background like drawing an offensive foul was worthy of some street heat.

OH.

SHIT.

Shoulda ran it.

[h/t Complex]

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