Look at that photo. How the shit is he going to score? HE'S LYING ON THE GROUND! Well, Tyler Splichal of the University of Nebraska at Omaha, somehow managed to dodge Oakland's catcher and make it safely home. Must have started saying, "Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here." That shit worked for Jenny Curran in Forrest Gump when her drunk, child-abusing "Pa" wanted to crack skulls.