Sports
by J. Camm on October 14, 2013

This can't possibly be true. If it is, this might mark the first time in history that egregious mouth breathing has ended a relationship.

Niamh Horan of the Irish Independent is saying that sources told her this photo was the final straw that lead to Rory McIlroy dumping Caroline Wozniacki. I'd hate to see what the other straws prior to the final one consisted of if this was all it took to put him over the edge.

According to Independent

After the story originally appeared in the Sunday Independent, McIlroydenied the split in an attempt to placate his girlfriend and get the relationship back on track.

But although he tried his best, friends say, the golfer has finally mind his made up.

“Yes they are over. It's a difficult time for them both but it is for the best in the long run,” a source told the Sunday Independent.

Friends say a photograph posted by Caroline on Twitter, which showed her boyfriend in a deep sleep, was one of the final straws for the number-one golfer.

One source said: “Rory was very upset by it and even Serena Williams pointed out – albeit in a joking way – it was a pretty mean thing to do.”

If you ask me, McIlroy probably just wanted out of this relationship and this photo of him catching flies was literally the only wrong thing Wozniacki did. So instead of saying, “Hey babe, this just isn't working out for the Mighty Roar,” and enduring the crying and countless “WHYs”that would have followed it, he dropped the lamest excuse bomb ever. Allegedly, of course.