Rory McIlroy, Cactus Combine Forces to Attack Fan

Rory McIlroy’s errant shot yesterday during the Match Play Championship cost him on the scorecard but cost an unlucky fan a lot more. The dude attempted to avoid the flying ball by stepping back, which turned out to be a giant mistake.

He was rewarded with an attack by a jumping cholla, one of nature’s most prickly bushes. Poor bastard ended up looking like a human pin cushion. One can only imagine the photo of McIlroy he posted on social media to deserve such treatment.

[H/T: Wall Street Journal]