WWE Diva Thinks Ronda Rousey Would Kill Every Guy On Roster And I Can Think Of One Who Would Beat Her Ass


A few weeks back there were rumors swirling the wrestling toilet known as the internet claiming that when Ronda Rousey is done lay waste to every woman in MMA, she wants to join the Divas Revolution and the WWE.

(Slight tangent — This would be an awful idea. The entire premise of professional wrestling hinges on the idea that any opponent can defeat any other opponent at any time. At no point could a wrestling audience believe that a Nikki Bella could stand her ground with a Ronda Rousey for more than 13 seconds, even in a completely kayfabe scenario. Rousey would dominate just by farting or making angry faces.  The woman is a certified ass-kicker. Even if a Nikki win involves a roll-up or Twin Magic, the aftermath better be a severe face smashing from an angry Rousey. A WWE Divas Championship for Rousey should only happen if she stomps all over the women giving them zero offense or if she states from day one “fuck titles, I’m just here to murder people.” Actually, that would be AWESOME.)

That tangent transitions us nicely to WWE Diva Paige and her recent comments to talkSport that Rousey would dominate every woman, and man, on the WWE roster. No question.

She would totally destroy every single one of us, including the men! There’s not really a strategy you can do but if it is in the wrestling ring, there’s her inexperience that kind of goes against her that way, y’know? But still, I wouldn’t want to mess with her! At any point she could say: ‘Eff this, I’m just going to put you in an armbar!’ And you’d have no choice, right? But no, I wouldn’t want to be first in line to take her on — she would kick my ass!

Ummmmm….

Maybe not every guy on the roster.

[via With Spandex]