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Cristiano Ronaldo’s ‘Bum Bum Stalker’ Andressa Urach Was Escorted Away from Portugal’s Training Session

By 06.19.14



You wouldn’t know it to look at Cristiano Ronaldo, but he’s got a litany of problems. There’s the matter of that pesky leg injury which puts his World Cup availability in question. There’s the intense humidity in Brazil wrecking havoc on his gorgeous hair.

And there’s the extremely attractive — and apparently extremely crazy — woman shadowing his every move.

Andressa Urach, who allegedly is an ex-lover of the Portugese star, has been kindly asked to stop getting so close to the Ronaldo.

Urach, a former contestant in Brazil’s Miss BumBum pageant, claimed she slept with Ronaldo 48 hours before a Champions League match last year, which his Real Madrid team lost 4-1 to Germany’s Borussia Dortmund. Ronaldo has been dating model Irina Shayk for more than four years.

Ronaldo angrily denied the claims on Twitter at the time, but Urach doesn’t seem ready to give up. According to reports, Urach, who describes herself as host on “Muito Show,” had proper press credentials and a microphone before being escorted off Portugal’s training ground.

The Brazilian beauty was not happy about the development and took to Twitter to vent.

In addition to her show, Urach dutifully maintains an Instagram account worth following.

A few examples of her work:

Being Ronaldo is not without its problems. Even still, there are plenty of people who would gladly switch places with him.
[H/T: New York Post]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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