Detroit’s troubles are well known. There is really only one man (or machine) who can save the city.
Luckily, he’s arrived in the Motor City and is already getting stuff done. Here he is shaking the hand of Tigers outfielder Rajai Davis. In a few hours, he’ll throw out the first pitch. After that, the rebuilding begins.
He’ll surely be ridding the city of scum before the final out is recorded. And not a moment too soon.
Hang in there, Detroit. Help has arrived.