The New England Patriots destroyed the Indianapolis Colts yesterday and seem destined for a Super Bowl matchup with the Green Bay Packers. Yes, you can consider that a prediction.
Rob Gronkowski put the exclamation point on the victory with a 26-yard touchdown catch late in the fourth quarter that showcased his unreasonable athleticism. After catching pass from Tom Brady in the right flat while backpedaling, he stopped on a dime, stiff-armed two would-be tacklers and hurdled into the end zone over another two.
It was if he’d turned into Cleatus the Fox football robot for 8 seconds. A human being should not be able to do something like this.
Then again, Gronk isn’t of this Earth anyway.