When I was home over Thanksgiving break, my parents – NOT avid BroBible readers – started talking my ear off about a hockey player getting a DUI. They said it was big news around the area. Considering the level of importance the Grand Rapids Griffins have to the greater public, I was very skeptical. But dear old mom and dad buried the lede. The guy was dressed as a purple Teletubby.
His name is Riley Sheahan and he’s a prospect in the Detroit Red Wings’ minor leagues. If he plays half as well as he drinks, he’ll be a big star in no time. His breathalyzer score of .30 is pretty remarkable. Of course, so is his ill-fated Halloween costume.