In a recent interview with Campus Insiders, Bonnie Bernstein quizzed the new running backs coach at Texas' University of Incarnate Word, Ricky Williams, about pot. Because you can't interview Ricky Williams without talking about pot. Bernstein called Ricky's drug issues his career "Achilles' heel," which Williams, who never has made apologies for his smoking habits, disagreed. That was expected. What Williams compared his weed stash to, however, was not: Popeye's spinach. (Hey, Popeye never was tested.)
For what it's worth, 1. This line of questioning accomplishes fucking nothing. (What do you expect, a possibly stoned Ricky to apologize?) And 2. Williams now sleeps in a dorm on Avengers sheets. Tell me you wouldn't want to hang out with him.
[H/T: USA Today FTW]