Bro Dressed As Red Power Ranger Deadlifts 675 Pounds, Tops It Off With A Celebratory Moon Walk


Just when I thought a dude dressed as a red Power Ranger couldn’t be Bro, he beasts 675 pounds and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF. I’m self conscious when I walk into the gym in a sleeveless shirt, this dude straps on a Ranger outfit and struts into the gym with his dick dragging across the floor acting like you’re the weird one.

But I guess if you can deadlift a Buick, you can do whatever the fuck you want and no ones going to say boo. This bro could have walked into my gym wearing a swastika tee shirt, and while I’d talk shit about him behind his back, I’d say please and thank you when asking if he’s done using the bench press. May even fake laugh at one of his jokes if I was within earshot.

No doubt it my mind he’s going home to smash the pink Power Ranger tonight.

She should be honored.

[h/t For the Win]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.