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The Really Creepy Dancing Miami Marlins Kid is Back

By / 07.02.14


Due to a security breach, the Miami Marlins dancing fan was allowed back into the stands last night. Predictably, he writhed around to music at one point. Even more predictably, the cameras found him.

Is this … is this kid OK?

I can’t be the only person who finds this dancing kid extremely off-putting. But maybe I am. Judging by Twitter, the little guy has himself quite a fanbase.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to get my Jumbotron kicks from a really fat guy in body paint dancing without knowing he’s being broadcast. That’s the good footage.


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