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The Really Creepy Dancing Miami Marlins Kid is Back

By 07.02.14


Due to a security breach, the Miami Marlins dancing fan was allowed back into the stands last night. Predictably, he writhed around to music at one point. Even more predictably, the cameras found him.

Is this … is this kid OK?

I can’t be the only person who finds this dancing kid extremely off-putting. But maybe I am. Judging by Twitter, the little guy has himself quite a fanbase.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to get my Jumbotron kicks from a really fat guy in body paint dancing without knowing he’s being broadcast. That’s the good footage.


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or

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