What Are You Supposed To Do With The Sex Donuts The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Selling?

Baseball’s falling popularity among young men is a popular topic. There are many ways of marketing the game to a youthful crowd, but we’re not sure Major League Baseball would approve of the Pittsburgh Pirates’ latest effort.

The team trumpeted out the availability of sexual donuts at a local Dunkin Donuts shop thanks to a magnificent typo. The post was quickly deleted but, hey, the internet misses nothing.

The truth of the matter is that all donuts are inherently sexual. Why else would they be shaped that way?

Just looking at these things makes us very hungry. Or is it horny? Or even both?

Either way, kudos to the Pirates for skewing edgy. An actual pirate would appreciate it.

[H/T: Awful Announcing]