Power Move: Pittsburgh Basketball Recruit Takes Two Dates To Prom, While I Struggled To Get One

Damon Wilson Jr., a Pittsburgh-bound ESPN Top 100 basketball recruit, took two girls to prom at the same time. And they were both attractive. Why? Because wouldn’t you?

But what’s a power move without a power suit? Damon rocked Carolina blue Jordan XIs with a matching suit so fresh it should be featured in a Whole Foods.

I wore my dad’s old suit that was so boxy I looked like a walking ice cream sandwich and went to prom with my next door neighbor. Spoiler Alert! Didn’t get laid. But those are my demons. Before I start to get depressed, let’s take a look some of the prom photos from what had to have been a magical night.

Why not me? Oh ya because I couldn’t even grab the net, nevermind do this…

Via Complex

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.