Sports
by David Covucci on December 18, 2013

That's the top of the ski jump platform at the Sochi Olympics, where, come February, insane men and women will climb to the top of it and, without poles, barrel down the ramp and do their best not to die. Why the fuck is this a sport? How the fuck did this become a sport? Will Sochi have snow for them to land on? Why would you ever do something where the end result could be this? (Yes, below is a video of the worst ski jumping crashes set to System of a Down's Lonely Day. I highly recommend it.)