Phil Simms’ Description Of 69 During The Pats-Cowboys Game Will Make You Laugh Hysterically

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Being a sports commentator has to be a tough job, man. Sure, I’m sure it’s fun as all hell, getting paid to talk about sports, interviewing players and going to a TON of live games, but if a guy has a little brain fart, there are asshole people like me who will make fun of them for it.

Well, CBS’ Phil Simms just had a beauty during the Pats-Cowboys game, breaking down what Patriots offensive lineman Shaq Mason does best.

There are a few things that are always funny in life: Farts and seeing or hearing the number 69. Such children, we are.

[H/T The Big Lead]

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Nick's a Sr. Editor for BroBible, mainly relying on his Sports Encyclopedia-like mind to write about things. He's also the co-host of the BroBible podcast "We Run This," and can be seen sweating his ass off while frequently running 10+ miles around Seattle.