Peter King is fun guy. Don’t believe me? Ask these funny guys. Sports Illustrated’s resident beer and coffee expert just sent out this cryptic tweet. It has a very familiar Craigslist vibe to it. What’s he got in store?

A few guesses:

• Moving dead bodies in barrels
• An hour-long deep-tissue massage
• A stakeout of Brett Favre’s residence
• Filling in as his funk band’s drummer
• Washing his car in your underwear
• ALL THE ABOVE???

If you fit all of King’s criteria, you’d be stupid not to jump at the opportunity. And we’d love to hear all about it.