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Gigantic drawing of penis halts German racing event

By 04.08.13

A German racing event was canceled yesterday when conditions on the track were deemed unsafe. Wait, what’s that? Someone drew a penis on the track? And that stopped them from racing? The shame.

That’s not your garden variety penis right there. That’s an urban mosaic. That’s the Picasso of track-drawn genitalia. This deserves to be in a museum where others can appreciate it.

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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