Sports
by Chris Illuminati on January 8, 2014

Tight end Matthew Mulligan brought more of the Mania into the Patriots locker room today (the actual Mania, not chancroid) by displaying a classic WWF World Heavyweight Championship belt he purchased from Hogan’s online store in his locker.

Hogan didn’t explain the reason for his recent allegiance to the New England team, but it might be their tendency to get their face kicked in for the majority of a game, only to “Hulk up” with a couple minutes left and pull out a win that should have never really been in question.

Every once in a while I’d call a girl and go “WHATCHA GONNA DO…WHEN CHANCROID RUNS WILD ON YOU!” and we’d laugh and she’d come over to apply ointment.

[Via NESN]