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Here’s Our Official NBA Finals Drinking Game

This year’s NBA Finals has a little something for everyone. Very likeable young guns. Vilified superstars. Beards. A super-passionate small-market fan base. The people who attend Miami Heat games. In short, it promises to be a good time. But as with everything, it’s only improved by incorporating a drinking game. Feel free to join us as we get you sauced for a battle of good and (perceived) evil.

One drink for any:

  • LeBron James field goal
  • Kevin Durant field goal
  • Empty seat in Miami at tip-off (be careful here)

Two drinks for any:

  • Time Dwyane Wade falls to the floor
  • Missed call from the referees
  • Especially “gritty” play by Shane Battier
  • Dunk

Three drinks for any:

  • Rushed shot from Russell Westbrook without a Durant touch on the possession
  • Serge Ibaka block
  • Mention of Derek Fisher’s time with the Lakers
  • Chris Bosh three-pointer
  • Time James Harden goes coast-to-coast
  • Mispronunciation of Thabo Sefolosha’s name
  • Shot of celebrity courtside

Five drinks for any:

  • Kendrick Perkins smile
  • Time Erik Spoelstra inspires you
  • Technical foul
  • Time Mike Miller creates his own shot

Finish your drink if:
James makes a game-winner

Drink everything in sight if:
 Bosh turns into a dinosaur

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