Sports
by Brandon Cohen on July 18, 2014

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The Arena Football League recently had some upheaval when David Pearsall, the owner of the Orlando Predators, sold the team to Westgate Resorts CEO, David Siegel. Before Siegel and his crew even had a chance to settle into their new digs and hang up motivational posters and family photos, they were forced to deal with an uncomfortable website situation.

Ya see, shortly after the sale of the team, the Orlando Predators website, www.orlandopredators.com, began redirecting people to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement’s website for Sexual Offenders and Predators. C’mon, that’s comedy gold.

There’s still some haziness around who’s responsible for the prank, although signs point to a bitter Pearsall, considering a company owned by him is listed as the reseller of OrlandoPredators.com. I think that Siegel and team should leave the website as is. It’s hilarious to think that the mugshots pictured on the front page are actually the team’s stars.

Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 11.00.06 AM —– The no nonsense Coach who is gonna whip these bad news bears into shape!

Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 11.00.17 AM——- The Quarterback who is out to prove he’s still got something left in the tank.

Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 11.00.29 AM——- The Wide Receiver who needs to learn to believe in himself.

Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 11.00.44 AM——– The rough-around-the-edges Running Back with a lot of God given talent, but needs someone to help him learn to focus it.

Screen Shot 2014-07-18 at 11.00.59 AM——— The Kicker.

Don’t get too attached to your favorite stars though, because they’re all vile sex offenders! Gonna be tough to get any sponsors behind this team.

[H/T Deadspin]

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Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.