You know about Popeyes' delectable chicken, cooked with just the right amount of cajun spice. You know about the signature green beans, the red beans and rice. You know about its new chicken-and-waffle chicken tenders—white-meat strips deep fried in waffle batter.
And you've seen what Adam Jones is working with today: A Popeyes cake, given to him on his 28th birthday by someone so brilliant we guess it to be God himself, or maybe Cal Ripken, Jr.
Now my question to you: How the hell are you going anywhere else for lunch today?
[H/T: USA Today FTW]