Oregon Mascot Puddles Was Extremely NSFW At The Title Game

 

It’s hard not to like Puddles. He is a pantsless duck who rides motorcycles and deserves his own buddy cop movie franchise with Lee Corso.

But Puddles’ actions at last night’s College Football Playoff championship game are indefensible.

At some point during the proceedings, CBS sports radio hosts Gio and Jones began tossing dollar bills at the mascot. Things escalated from there.

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Wait. This Larry the Dr. Pepper guy? That’s just hot sex right there.

It’s a damn shame ESPN couldn’t get any of these footage on one of their 12 channels showing feeds of the game. You can’t tell me this type of debauchery is less interesting than Aaron Boone picking his nose.

[Tweets via @gioandjones]