It’s hard not to like Puddles. He is a pantsless duck who rides motorcycles and deserves his own buddy cop movie franchise with Lee Corso.
But Puddles’ actions at last night’s College Football Playoff championship game are indefensible.
At some point during the proceedings, CBS sports radio hosts Gio and Jones began tossing dollar bills at the mascot. Things escalated from there.
Here is @JonesN4mo tossing dollar bills at the Duck who was dancing for him. pic.twitter.com/jRlAbUJM4B
— Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015
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Then things got raunchy pic.twitter.com/rQK1468DJ6
— Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015
…then Larry the @drpepper guy tried fighting the duck through the glass. How’d we get in here? pic.twitter.com/wM0aReApCP
— Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015
Wait. This Larry the Dr. Pepper guy? That’s just hot sex right there.
It’s a damn shame ESPN couldn’t get any of these footage on one of their 12 channels showing feeds of the game. You can’t tell me this type of debauchery is less interesting than Aaron Boone picking his nose.
[Tweets via @gioandjones]