by Chris Illuminati on January 14, 2014

Act shocked. Look at me. This is my “shocked” face. I took acting classes at a community college to perfect it.

“It turns out that Pastor Tim’s abbreviated talk was just a prank. A parish secretary let the cat out of the bag yesterday and said, ‘The entire congregation knows he’s a big 49ers fan, so they were in on it and he held a full service right after that.’”

Wow. The church and a priest are lying to us? Can we trust no one in this world?!?!

Nope. We can’t. Bubble bursted.

[Via CBS Detroit]

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